Sunday, January 16, 2011

Let's talk about losers.

You see, here's the thing. I am the type of person that when we part ways as friends you're dead to me. I have no desire to keep talking about you and bringing you up at random gatherings. You are as good as dead to me. I don't need to try to prove my point to a room full of people as to why I was right and you were wrong, because honestly you are as irrelevant to me as Tynee's poop in my yard. However, I do find it very flattering that you think I am amazing enough to think about, unfortunately I can not say the same for you.

For the record, maybe you should become more of a "loser" too and use that free time towards something useful, like time with your children or *gasp* time with your husband. I will never get offended by someone calling me a loser for sitting in my own damn house being a parent to my two children and a wife to my husband. Maybe that's why my life is going one way and yours was going a different way. I'm not going to bring up hurtful things, because honestly you are incapable of making me that mad, but I know that *you* know when I say your family should be your priority, you know exactly what I mean. So yes, if me sitting at home sober on a Sunday night makes me a loser, please give me the crown and I will rock it. I don't need to be a drunk bitch to have a good time and I don't need to get drunk with my friends 3 times a week to know that I have friends, maybe my friends are grown ups with lives? Strange concept I know.

Also, I am just going to put this out there, if you are my friend, great. Don't smile in my face and talk shit behind my back. I don't have time for your two faced ways, I don't care who you are friends but I will not tolerate a two faced bitch. If you don't think I am a "real" friend then x marks the spot hunnie bunch, remove yourself. I don't have time or the desire to deal with anyone who is weak minded and that includes you. I don't have a damn thing to say about you that I wouldn't say to your face so please respect me the same way. Remember someone who talks shit about their "friends" is probably talking shit about you too.

So with all that said, please get off the Brynna Ramos nuts and get a life, get some sunshine, bang your husband, exercise, call a family member and tell them you love them, SOMETHING because trust me all you are capable of rattling with me is my giant ego, I love haters :) smooches!


Get yourself together don't hate (never do it),
jealousy is the ugliest trait (don't ever do it)

1 comment:

  1. Dang, that's awesome. Well said! I feel bad for the person on the other end of this.

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